Coffee subscription — founding cohort open

Taste first.
Name never.

Every month, three coffees from micro-roasters under two years old arrive at your door with no names, no origin hype — just AI-generated tasting notes drawn from each roaster's story. You rank them blind. We reveal. Your palate against the world.

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The ritual

How it works

01

We find them

Our AI scours specialty coffee communities weekly, surfacing micro-roasters under two years old — the obsessives still proving themselves, not coasting on reputation.

02

You taste blind

Three coffees arrive in unmarked pouches with only an AI-generated tasting note based on each roaster's story — no origin hype, no influencer co-signs, no price anchoring. Just the cup.

03

You rank, we reveal

Submit your ranking and tasting notes. Then we reveal the full roaster story — origin, process, roast date — and show how your palate stacked up against the AI's read. Community scores published monthly.

Now shipping monthly

Founding member subscription

One tier. Three coffees. Monthly. Subscribe to get each blind taste-test box and the reveal ritual as part of the founding cohort.

$24
/ month · blind taste box
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